SW Radio Africa news - The Independent Voice of Zimbabwe
The NewsDay newspaper reported Wednesday that 26 year old Takura Mufumisi from Masvingo has appeared in the Magistrates’ Courts, charged with violating the Electoral Act for using a Mugabe poster to wipe his bottom in the loo. The court was told that on July 24th Mufumusi went into Landmark Bar in Masvingo, to use the toilet. Finding no toilet paper he spotted a Mugabe poster, tore it up and used that. A man called Osman Musengi saw him doing this, made a citizens arrest and took him to the police station. The matter was adjourned indefinitely after it appeared the over zealous Mr. Musengi could not be found. What would Mr. Musengi have done if he found himself with his trousers round his ankles and not one piece of toilet paper in sight?